Transparency
Five things you'd find out eventually.
So we’d rather you heard them from us, in our own words, on a page we can’t quietly take down. Where we’re not where we want to be yet, we say that too.
One · The videos
We don't own a single video on this site.
Every video here is embedded from Pornhub through their official embed player — the thing that player exists for. We host none of it. The performers, the studios and the platform keep whatever they had before we linked to it.
What is ours is the picking. A person watched every video on this site before it went up. That work is grim and slow: hours of bad angles and worse audio to find one that belongs here. It’s the honest reason the library is small — not curation as a pose, curation as a bottleneck.
And it's why the videos will always be free. Charging you for a link to something that's free ten seconds away would be a con.
Two · Age verification
This is the one we're not good enough at yet.
Keeping this away from minors isn’t a compliance box for us. It’s the part of running an adult site that actually keeps you up.
Where we actually are
Right now the site asks you to confirm your age before you come in. That is the minimum, and we’re not going to dress it up as more than it is.
The reason isn’t indifference, it’s arithmetic. The verification services on the market charge per check. At our traffic, running every visitor through one costs more per month than this whole site earns — and the only ways to pay for it are to charge you, or to take the kind of advertising we built this place to get away from.
So we’re building the third option instead. Greenlit is our attempt at verification that proves someone is old enough without harvesting their identity, and that a small platform can actually afford to run. We’re testing it on ourselves first, and we’ll say here when it’s live.
The pop-ups, the fake chat windows, the thing that opens four tabs when you scroll — that’s the exact harassment we started this to escape, and none of it will ever run here. Not on principle alone. Because it’s what makes the whole industry feel like a place you have to wash off afterwards.
Normal advertising is a different question, and we’re openly trying to make it happen. People don’t stop being consumers just because they’re horny. Nobody mainstream has been willing to be first yet, so until someone is, this runs on the people who use it.
If you're a brand reading this: the offer is that you'd be first.
Four · AI
Yes, we use AI.
A lot of it.
Not because we’re lazy — because we’re two people and a budget that would embarrass a corner shop. The paintings, the app, most of what you’re looking at: without AI it wouldn’t be smaller, it wouldn’t exist. The app in particular was never going to happen any other way.
What we won’t do is ship the slop. Every image on this site is somewhere around the thousandth version of itself, and most of what comes out gets thrown away by a human who didn’t like it. The tool is fast. Deciding what’s good enough is still slow, and still ours.
AI didn't replace the work. It replaced the budget we didn't have.
Five · The God thing
Yes, she's everywhere. No, we didn't plan her.
The heavens, the light, the hand coming down out of the clouds — none of that was a strategy document. We made one painting we liked, then another, and somewhere in there the divine turned out to be female, faintly bored, and wearing green nail polish.
We kept her because she was better than anything we’d have planned. She’s the house saint of “We make HER come first”.
Whether that reads as reverent or blasphemous is genuinely up to you. Though if you're keeping a list of what's objectionable on a porn site, we'd have guessed the nail polish wouldn't top it.
And if we’ve missed something
Ask. We'll answer here.
If there’s something about how this place runs that you think should be on this page, tell us and it probably will be. Updating this page is cheaper than being found out.
Last updated September 2026.