Coffee Table Book: All the Dicks in the World

Get ready for a world tour like no other – one that’s a little below the belt but above all expectations. All the Dicks in the World is a bold, cheeky coffee table art book that celebrates the phallus in all its global glory. From ancient fertility gods and sacred carvings to flamboyant festival costumes and modern erotic illustrations, this book spans continents and centuries to showcase how one universal symbol can be both profoundly sacred and downright fun.

Each chapter unveils a new region and era, pairing stunning visuals with witty, insightful commentary. You’ll discover:

• Artistic Masterpieces & Artifacts: Fertility sculptures, temple idols, and religious artifacts that prove humanity’s oldest muse might just be the male member.

• Cultural Curiosities: Wild folk traditions and festival snapshots (yes, some cultures parade giant phalluses in the streets!) revealing the surprising reverence and humor attached to this age-old symbol.

• Playful Insights: Entertaining yet informative notes that connect the dots between ancient myths, modern memes, and everything in between – all with a wink and a smile.

Whether you’re an art history buff, a lover of odd trivia, or just someone with a healthy sense of humor, All the Dicks in the World will make you see the world’s favorite forbidden shape in a whole new light. This conversation-starting volume is equal parts educational and outrageous, packed with eye-catching images and fearless fun. Add a dash of global spice and a pinch of tasteful mischief to your coffee table – because when it comes to human creativity, it turns out we’ve all had a lot of skin in the game!